Michael Schiavo's Blog

Jesse Jackson is an Asshole

2005-03-30T14:13:00.000-05:00

Why can't he stay in Chicago or Atlanta? Asshole.
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Totally home free

2005-03-25T18:42:00.000-05:00

Holy crap this bitch is tough.

I mean she's bleeding from her tongue and eyes, and her skin is flaking like laundry soap. At this rate, she'll die even if they hook her back up, which they won't.

Some beaner nursing assistant left the shade up a little bit and I didn't even care. Terri wouldn't know it if she was on a beach right now.

I'll tell you, a week without water does the trick every time. Happy Easter, bitch. If you make it. Which you probably will.

Now we're talking

2005-03-24T18:41:00.000-05:00

Ok, today was a good day. She's in crappy shape. This is working. About time. Geez.

Day 2, no changes

2005-03-20T17:59:00.000-05:00

I swear to God this bitch will outlive me. I mean, who goes 2 days without water without it affecting them? I can't even skip a meal. She's more stubborn now than when we were married.

That reminds me, D'Agostino's deli down the street has an awesome lunch special. I got a foot long italian hoagie just like we used to get in philly. 3 meats, two cheeses, a 16 oz coke, chips, and a cookie for 3$.99. What gets me is the bread! I can't get good hoagie rolls in the supermarkets here, but these guys have nice hard crusted rolls with soft bread inside. I tell you, that is what makes a good hoagie a great one. The bread. Goddamn.

Anyway, this totally helped pass the time in Terri's room today. Got a good snooze in too.

Nobody is perfect

2005-03-19T18:15:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I screwed up on Larry King. It's not like I was under oath. George said nobody will notice outside of a few asshole bloggers. Fuck them. How the fuck am I supposed to get my lines right with all those lights and cameras and everything?

And really, who the fuck knew what the bitch wanted anyway? She never talked. Not to me at least. You'd think that checking the odometer is a federal crime. it's not like I was cheating on her.

Anyway, no change today. This is gonna take forever, I know it.

Finally

2005-03-18T17:37:00.000-05:00

They finally removed the tube today. About goddamn time. It is a surreal feeling. We've been here before, but those asshole bible pounders always find a way to screw this up.

Felos called and told me that the book deal is finalized and they'll get me a good ghost author. Mums the word. All I need to do is vent, he'll record it, and they'll get a book out of that shit. Priceless. About goddamn time, because we were entering crisis stage. I'm not used to 5 figures in the account.

We go on Larry King tonight, and I totally have my line down when he asks me how if I understand how the Schindlers feel. I've been rehearsing.

Yes, I do. But this is not about them, it's about Terri. And I've also said that
in court. We know what Terri wanted, and this is what we want...

I'm in the zone.

You can't get good help

2005-03-10T17:40:00.000-05:00

I caught a nurse at the hospice speaking to Terri as she gave her s sponge bath. I gave her hell. Thos spanish chicks cry easily. What is it with these people? Change the bed pan, hurry up, and shut up. Not rocket science, people. This is the second time this week the window shade was up also. What is so hard about keeping the shade down? Honestly.

GF says we are booked on Larry King next week. We've already got an advanced list of the questions Larry will ask (I love that guy. What a team player he's been). He gave me this line to memorize and repeat:

Yes, I understand how the Schindlers feel. But this is not about them, it's
about Terri. And I've also said that in court. We know what Terri
wanted, and this is what we want...

I am supposed to repeat it 20 times a day until the interview. I sure hope i don't screw that one up.

Court, Court Court

2005-03-08T18:22:00.000-05:00

Big shit in court yesterday. The in-laws want Terri to be at their house afterthe tube is pulled. No go on that one. Also, I got my thumbs up on the cremation. What a disaster that would have been if he changed that ruling. The thing that gets me is that They'll allow the in-laws to visit Terri with a camcorder. I don't like that one bit.

Divorce again

2005-02-28T18:28:00.000-05:00

Well, for the 1000th time, Bob and Marry have filed for divorce or whatever for me and Terri. What pains in the asses.

I'll sign the divorce papers when Terri signs them.

Assholes.

Stays suck

2005-02-21T18:34:00.000-05:00

Greer issued another stay today, and all this does is F up my plans. Doesn't he get that?

Now I have to change my schedule all around.

Jerk.

Jeb shot down

2005-01-24T18:47:00.000-05:00

The Supreme Court shot Jeb Bush down today for the writ of labia or whatever the fuck they call it. Bottom line: I win, Terri loses. Bob and Mary: F you, assholes. Thought you could mess with me, did ya. Ha.

I'm celebrating. Gonna head down to that Korean joint by the airport and spend money like a drunken sailor. Viagra, baby.

60 days to go

2005-01-18T17:47:00.000-05:00

Greer has finally stopped playing hardball. We reached our agreement this morning and almost immediately, he said the tube would be removed in 60 days. Hell, if I had known it would be that easy, I would have done this years ago. Like they say, money talks, bullsh*t walks.

What a great country.

Merry Frigging Christmas

2004-12-23T17:51:00.000-05:00

Some idiots brought a camcorder to the hospice today. Something about a guy down the hall recording a will. Who brings a camcorder to a hospice? Goddamn freaks.

Anyway, these putzes came into the room by accident and I almost shit my pants. Luckely, Terri had already fallen asleep. If they had been here 10 minutes before I would have been up a creek. Anyway, I told the stupid bastards that they were in room 4-J, not 14-J.

That was a close one. I'm going to make sure that Felos gets us some more security somehow.